More Pity Please?

So I was looking at my label list, which includes all the men I've mentioned in this blog. Of those men, most have moved on while I've been stuck in Singleland. Check out this list, alphabetically of course:*

Doc- He is now engaged to a woman who doesn't live too far from me. I'm not quite sure when the wedding will take place.

Ex-Coworker- He is now in a serious relationship.

FWB- Also in a relationship. I found out that he and his girlfriend had a baby who died at birth a little over a year ago.

KH- In a serious relationship...complete with cute little pics all over Facebook.

MatchMan- In a serious relationship...

PoPo- Serious relationship...possibly married

Teacher Man- He is engaged and the wedding is scheduled to take place in a couple weeks.

young coworker- Got married last November.

So there you have it...maybe it wasn't them, but me.

* Most of the below information was gained via Facebook stalking. Don't judge me!

More Gaps...Drunken Post

Yeah, it's early in the evening, but I'm already tipsy. I left a couple gaps open in my last post.

I did finally hear from Stalker last night after I posted. He sent a text that said, "I home safe" at about 9:45. Well, that was nice of him to let me know! Really, I am glad he made it back safely, but it makes me more aware of our situation. I like him...too much. But like I said, I'm going to enjoy it for what it is while it is. I know he is in a difficult situation, and I'm trying to be understanding. We have talked and texted a bit today, and I still can't seem to get enough of him.

In other news, well not so much new...it happened a month ago! FWB came over about a month ago. I can't believe I neglected to blog about this!! He had been calling and texting for a while, telling me he wanted to try again. I tried to give him a chance one weekend, but he just disappointed me again by waiting until after midnight to call when we had plans. I, being the damn nice person that I am, gave him another chance the next weekend. He came over on a Saturday night to watch a football game. This was the first time he had been to my new place, which I've been in since January. He kept telling me that he could distract me from my favorite football team...ahem, I beg to differ. So when he got to my place, he came in, no hug or anything, sat on my couch and pulled his dick out! Oh my! Such a fucking turn off! I just said, "Please put that away, I'm trying to watch football." I mean, really, could you at least pretend you are interested in a little conversation??? During halftime, I realized I was hungry. We decided to make a run to Taco Bell. He was incredibly rude to the drive through worker. What happened to the polite man I met a couple years ago? Turn off #2! Once we got back, ate, and watched a little more of the game, this mofo had the nerve to fall asleep on my couch!! Turn off #3! I woke him at the end of the game and asked him to leave. He said, "Yeah, it doesn't look like you are as interested as you once were." And no, I'm not. He took off in the middle of the night, not to be heard from again.

Guess who I ran into today at Target? KH!! Yeah, I was looking at hair stuff, and I hear "Hey you!" from behind, only to turn and see him. Ugh. We chit-chatted about meaningless life stuff, such as football and work. He then said that he would love to get together and do something sometime. I mentioned that I was renewing my lease soon and said that I thought about asking for another apartment in the same complex. But I don't really care to pack and move again. He assured me that if I did he would actually come help me this time. KH then proceeded to apologize for his bad behavior, and explained that he was "in a bad place" mentally when we met. Who isn't "in a bad place"?? I'm so over the recycled BS.

Dry Spell

Like I said in my last blog, I've been in the moving process. That has kept me rather busy, and I have yet to finish packing! It doesn't help that I got the DVR when I moved. Now I come home from work every night to watch several episodes of What Not to Wear! I love, love, love that show!

So between the move and the the DVR love affair, I've had little dating time! I did manage to hang out with Hot Stuff last weekend. YUMMY!! I was a bad, bad girl, and I liked it! I hope to be bad with him again very soon. Now remember, Hot Stuff is not boyfriend material, but he does make quite a lovely toy!

KH didn't bother to call me after New Year's. He had volunteered to help me move that weekend, but I didn't hear from him until the day after the move. Well, actually I texted him and said, "Well, I'm all moved in! Guess you were too busy to help." Yeah, I know...I shouldn't have bothered with him or the sarcasm. He replied, "I didn't call because I thought you would be mad." I asked why he thought that. He said, "I didn't feel like moving." *Sigh* Who needs a man like that?? Hell, a couple of my friends' husbands helped me without any payment. I mean this guy can't even be my friend apparently.

I think I'll just keep my standing date with my DVR.

Storm is over...

That downpour of men has turned to a drizzle. Oh, they are all still hanging around, but they aren't as anxious to see as they were last week.

I still haven't caught up with Hot Stuff again. He seems to be a last minute guy. You know, the guy that calls you up the moment he wants to see you, instead of making plans ahead of time. So he keeps calling, and I keep having other plans!

I went out with KH again on Saturday. We had a good time. It wasn't as comfortable as the first date, for some reason. I'm not sure why. I do know he hogs the seat in the movie theater. He couldn't even share the damn arm rest, and I felt like he took up half my seat along with his own. I'm getting the sense that he isn't as nice as he seemed to be at first. Last week, he was constantly calling and sending texts, telling me how excited he was about me and how he was digging me. This week, not so much! I have spoken to him, but he isn't as sensitive and nice as he was at first. I'm in the process of moving, hence I've been packing for days. When I told him how tired and busy I am, he said, "Well, you chose to move." He has been whining because I don't have a lot of time to hang out, but yet, he hasn't offered to help me out either! If I had a little help, I'd have a little more time! LOL

I met up with City Boy for dinner and a movie on Sunday. Our original plans were for Friday, but it didn't work out. We had a pretty good time. His pics online don't do him justice....much nicer looking in person! Although, he isn't the brightest crayon in the box! He even told me that I'm smarter than he is! WTF?? Anyway, he leaves town tomorrow, so we may meet for a drink later tonight.

FWB called again Sunday, while I was out with City Boy. I didn't return his phone call until today (2 days later!). Of course, he didn't answer.

I'm supposed to hang with KH on New Year's Eve, but I'm not sure how I'm feeling about that right now. I was going to take him to the young coworker's party, but my gay boyfriend is also having a get together. Maybe it's the stress of the move and all...

It's Raining Men! Hallelujah!

Try to keep up! It's Christmas, and it I've been given the gift of men! Suddenly, they are pouring out of the sky...from no where. Well, they did come from SOMEWHERE, but now they ALL want to spend time with me!

I was driving to visit my family when the texts started rolling in! Hot Stuff was the first to hit me up. He wanted to get together on Christmas night, but unfortunately, I wasn't going to be back in town by then. Hot Stuff will be going out of town to visit family next week, so that isn't going to pan out too soon.

Then City Boy, a guy I met on an online dating site, hit me up to remind me that he had arrived in my city. He comes to my city for holidays, as he has family here. He and I have chatted occasionally for the last year or so, but we have never been able to coordinate our schedules when he comes to town. Since he comes during major holidays, I am usually out of town myself. Now that we are both in the same city at the same time, we have made plans for Friday night! I'm not really sure what we will do yet, but I hope he is as sexy as his pictures suggest!

KH had already asked me out for Saturday night. He has left the activity choice up to me. Any suggestions??? I would like to do something different from your run-of-the-mill movies and dinner date.

And then tonight, while driving back from my family gathering, I received a text from FWB. And well, you know the story there. Of course, he wanted to get together and asked me if I was in town. Of course, I lied and said no. Technically, I wasn't....yet. I still had an hour or so left driving.

And finally, also during my drive home, I received a text from Ex-Coworker telling me he misses me and wants to see me soon. He and I have spoken randomly since his visit back in March, but I'm not really sure what his angle is. *sigh* So lately, he has told me he would like to try again, and he wants to come visit me. He tried to work it out during the holidays. Our schedules didn't jive though. Whatever. Men...pfft.

I had a good date!

I met KH on a dating website just yesterday. Since I was spending a nice, relaxing evening at home, I was online quite a bit. He and I messaged back and forth throughout the evening. Finally, before we both turned in, we exchanged numbers. He called me this morning just before I was heading out to run errands for the day. It just so happened that my errands took me to his part of the city. Soooo....

We met up, and he actually ran around with me and then we went for a late lunch/early dinner. The conversation was easy and non-stop. He is an attractive, professional man who is somewhat new to the area. A great time was had by all. It ended with a little kiss goodbye. He has already asked when he will see me again! Kinda makes a girl feel good after the onslaught of shitty dates! I still owe you guys some stories too! The holidays have me running crazy though!