Oh yeah, I'm still celibate, by the way! This crap is hard! I'm a highly sexual woman. Just when I thought I was getting used to going without, I woke up yesterday morning in heat! Yeah, I said it....IN HEAT! It was an animalistic need to feel something big, hard, and stiff deep inside me! At that point in time, I didn't care who the man attached to it might be. Alas, there was no man here to please me. Me being the independent woman that I am, I had to please my damn self! Fuckity fuck fuck fuck! I don't know how much longer I can hold on. I thought about calling up the FWB*!!! No worries, I didn't cave....only because my girlfriend and her husband came over to help me out with some home improvements. If I had been left alone, I just know that the dirty texting would have commenced. By the time my friends left, it was late, and I was too tired to think straight. But today, sex is on the brain again.
Pray to your spiritual idol for me...hell, send me a chastity belt and hold on to the key!
*If you are new to my blog, click on FWB in the sidebar in order to read all about that train wreck!
10 comments:
Damn Girl! I guess I going to have to buy you an extra special Toy for Christmas!
Now you know how I feel most of the time.
Poor LD, whenever you do meet he doesn't stand a chance. Make sure you pack your first aid kit. His shaft may be in need of repair by the time you get done. *wink,wink*
LOL! Girl, you know I know. I had a good laugh with my friend about how, sadly, we have run out of fantasies. That puts everything in a diff perspective. I'm tired of being a good girl. Wish I had some words of encouragement for ya.
Oh, I know that feeling. Hang in there...
being in heat and celibate must be tough for you but i'm glad that you didn't text FWB... better line up all your girlfriends for more home improvements to curb the urge...
I wondered how it was going. Glad you prevailed. Be strong girl. You can do this!
It's a tough time for you but it will make you stronger.
screw the chastidy belt - just place a poster of a grinning Boris in your room - that oughta kill the libido quick enough!
Ha! You all THINK Sane and Single was behaving and taming her urges!!! She not only told my husband about her "awakening" and love for morning boom boom, but she kept calling him "Big Daddy" and made sexy home improvement remarks like, "drilling her hole", "pruning her tree", "fixing her plumbing" and "fastening her rack!" LOL It was all in good fun and I played along, of course knowing it was all harmless. I just want to know...did you self pleasure BEFORE we brought the Big Macs or AFTER we drove away? Well anyway, I'm glad we held you off from the FWB and I totally agree with angel/demon...LD man better WATCH OUT!!!
I'm glad you are all here to support me! I'm sure blogging about these urges has restrained me from acting on them!
Amy...your husband is awesome! I'm so glad you found him! There just needs to be more like him. The self-pleasure took place looong before you arrived with the Big Macs! :)
Cheeky Goddess...I'm not sure what a grinning Boris is? I'm sure I'm just acting blond!
I hope all you ladies are right...hope I can hang on and not assault any unsuspecting men!
hahaha! i'm glad that amy set us all straight. i had been actually wondering if saneandsingle TOLD amy and her husband bout her urges...
and btw i LOVE the sexy home improvement remarks. i would have probably done just that too. oh well us of gutter minds haha!
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