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Thursday, August 7, 2008
Eyecandy
I started a new job last week. There isn't one little piece of sweet eyecandy anywhere to be seen! If I have to actually spend 8 or more hours a day in a building, please sprink it with eyecandy!
Congrats!!! Maybe the cuties are on vacay this week. At least you have the potential to run into some eyecandy. I work from home so the best I can do is the UPS guy (who wears coke bottle glasses) and, of course, the sinfully sexy waste technician ;).
Haha...how much does that suck! I was actually looking forward to going back to work to see the latest crop of new faculty. Very disappointing indeed! :(
LOL...that's the FIRST thing I do when I get to a new job: I scope out the eyecandy situation. Seriously, you put one hot guy in the place and suddenly, prettying yourself up for work isn't such a pain in the ass and work suddenly seems interesting. (Not the actual work part, though.)
Try not to fall into the same trap that I fall into: you start thinking a not-so-hot guy is hot just because the place is starved for a little flirt action.
I'm gonna let you guys in on a little info you didn't have about me before! :) I'm a teacher, so the eyecandy isn't on vacation (sigh), and I can't put a celebrity screensaver on my computer! :( It's all so sad.
Lisa, from your comment, I'm thinking you may be a teacher also! ;)
no eyecandy? now that's just wrong. seriously i think that all work places should have at least one eyecandy. how the heck is anyone going to get any work done otherwise? unfortunately i work in a largely female dominated industry. dammit if i knew earlier, i'd take up some manly course like engineering or something haha!
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Congrats!!! Maybe the cuties are on vacay this week. At least you have the potential to run into some eyecandy. I work from home so the best I can do is the UPS guy (who wears coke bottle glasses) and, of course, the sinfully sexy waste technician ;).
That stinks. I think that my new office is going to be filled with mostly women which probably makes my boyfriend happy!
Haha...how much does that suck! I was actually looking forward to going back to work to see the latest crop of new faculty. Very disappointing indeed! :(
LOL...that's the FIRST thing I do when I get to a new job: I scope out the eyecandy situation. Seriously, you put one hot guy in the place and suddenly, prettying yourself up for work isn't such a pain in the ass and work suddenly seems interesting. (Not the actual work part, though.)
Try not to fall into the same trap that I fall into: you start thinking a not-so-hot guy is hot just because the place is starved for a little flirt action.
when this happens to me... i try to make someone hot. Think about the makeover you'd give him.
OR... screensaver of your fave celeb?
I'm gonna let you guys in on a little info you didn't have about me before! :) I'm a teacher, so the eyecandy isn't on vacation (sigh), and I can't put a celebrity screensaver on my computer! :( It's all so sad.
Lisa, from your comment, I'm thinking you may be a teacher also! ;)
no eyecandy? now that's just wrong. seriously i think that all work places should have at least one eyecandy. how the heck is anyone going to get any work done otherwise? unfortunately i work in a largely female dominated industry. dammit if i knew earlier, i'd take up some manly course like engineering or something haha!
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