Happy hump day, everybody!! This week's song is an oldie but goodie! Yeah, old school sexy is a good thing too! Enjoy!
MatchMan and I went out to a movie Monday night. A good time was had by all! Yes friends, we will be going on a second date Thursday night! I think stripper heels and conservative attire is where it's at! ;-)
MatchMan was the same in person as on the phone. We are still doing the teen phone thing. I'm trying to ween that down a little though, because you know what they say about too much of a good thing. It is a good thing, but I don't want it to burn out before it really gets started.
Sooo...I have Ex-Coworker coming in town for the 4th of July weekend...what to do??
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Match Me!
Earlier this week, I took the plunge and joined Match.com. A couple of my friends have had some luck on there and have been urging me to join for some time now. Honestly?? I didn't want to pay for it! Yeah, yeah call me a cheap bastard (umm...bitch??)!! I bit the bullet and pulled out the credit card.
I've had quite a few responses on there. Some might even be worth meeting! One, in particular, has stolen my interest. He was actually the first to contact me. We will call him MatchMan. MatchMan and I had our first phone conversation Thursday evening. That convo lasted into the wee hours of the morning! I know...that's teen phone call status! And if you know me, you know that I don't do that crap. I really can't stand talking on the phone. Since then, we have been non-stop texting and talking on the phone. I just hope this guy captures my interest half this much when we finally do meet in person. When will that be, you ask? Possibly tomorrow night. If not then, we plan to get together Tuesday. We both already had other obligations for the weekend. I don't remember the last time a man made me laugh so much, and if you know me, that is definitely a prerequisite for a relationship.
I've had quite a few responses on there. Some might even be worth meeting! One, in particular, has stolen my interest. He was actually the first to contact me. We will call him MatchMan. MatchMan and I had our first phone conversation Thursday evening. That convo lasted into the wee hours of the morning! I know...that's teen phone call status! And if you know me, you know that I don't do that crap. I really can't stand talking on the phone. Since then, we have been non-stop texting and talking on the phone. I just hope this guy captures my interest half this much when we finally do meet in person. When will that be, you ask? Possibly tomorrow night. If not then, we plan to get together Tuesday. We both already had other obligations for the weekend. I don't remember the last time a man made me laugh so much, and if you know me, that is definitely a prerequisite for a relationship.
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Vegas baby!
So I haven't exactly been dating lately, but I did manage to go on a girls' trip to the lovely and sinfully fun Las Vegas. Yep, I'm talking eight hours of sleep in four days, a liquid diet consisting of alcohol and water*, and flirting with cute strangers while they let you gamble their money! A good time was had by all. I got back home early yesterday morning, and I still haven't recovered.
One the ladies with us actually met a man from another country who was doing this world travel thing for about 3 months. He was actually date material!! Who the hell goes to Vegas and meets a nice guy/boyfriend material?? While I didn't meet my future husband, I did have a good ole time, drinking and flirting and getting away from real life. Who knew the desert could be so fun?
In other news, RM is still coming around...I guess that's the closest thing to dating I have. Eh, it's easy and not too demanding...the sex is the BOMB! So I'll keep him for now. LOL
Ex-Coworker will be visiting in a couple weeks, and I'm more excited about seeing him again the closer it gets.
The ideas to shake things up a bit that I mentioned in a previous post have not come to fruition. I was going to get a local radio morning show to set me up on 20 blind dates. They have yet to respond to my email, so I'm not so sure it will happen. Sad, sad times of my dating life...
*I may have been drunk but not crazy! Must stay hydrated when taking in large amounts of alcohol in the desert!
One the ladies with us actually met a man from another country who was doing this world travel thing for about 3 months. He was actually date material!! Who the hell goes to Vegas and meets a nice guy/boyfriend material?? While I didn't meet my future husband, I did have a good ole time, drinking and flirting and getting away from real life. Who knew the desert could be so fun?
In other news, RM is still coming around...I guess that's the closest thing to dating I have. Eh, it's easy and not too demanding...the sex is the BOMB! So I'll keep him for now. LOL
Ex-Coworker will be visiting in a couple weeks, and I'm more excited about seeing him again the closer it gets.
The ideas to shake things up a bit that I mentioned in a previous post have not come to fruition. I was going to get a local radio morning show to set me up on 20 blind dates. They have yet to respond to my email, so I'm not so sure it will happen. Sad, sad times of my dating life...
*I may have been drunk but not crazy! Must stay hydrated when taking in large amounts of alcohol in the desert!
Saturday, May 30, 2009
You see that picture up there? It's very similar to my dating life right now. I've been a woman who has been all work and no play. You know what that means, right? Hell yeah, it's time to get a party started up in this bitch!
RM asked me for a key to my apartment (um, via text), and I LOL'ed (via text). He canceled our Memorial Day plans because his cousin "came in town" and stopped calling. I don't see RM enough to give him a key. I mean, we haven't even had a "What are we doing?" talk!!! Ex-Coworker continues to send naughty texts, only now he wants naughty pics in return, and Don (Juan) is still MIA. I'm so very over the games.
The school year ended yesterday, and I have to work two more days before my summer break officially starts! I need to find a way to shake things up a bit, and I have a couple ideas. Stay tuned...
Sexy song for intermission:
Is it just me, or does Will Smith not look just so scrumpdelicious in that video? Oh my...
I NEED A MAN!
Saturday, May 16, 2009
And now, for something completely different!
Well, not really...
Ex-coworker has decided to resurface. He never actually went anywhere, but sometimes our communication is more sporadic than others. He has been texting me again...almost to the point of "sexting". It really is too bad that he doesn't live closer, because the thangs that man can do to make me quiver...sigh. He has a vacation planned in July to go visit family, so he is taking a road trip. Guess what?! He will be driving right through my city to reach his destination. We have decided that he will stop and hang with me for the weekend on his way up and again the next weekend on his way back home. So it looks as if Ex-coworker will be my date for whatever July 4 celebratory Jack Daniels drinking in which I will partake.
Oh yeah, he sent me a text this AM telling me would make a mixed CD for me...how 8th grade is that?? So adorable, really.
Ex-coworker has decided to resurface. He never actually went anywhere, but sometimes our communication is more sporadic than others. He has been texting me again...almost to the point of "sexting". It really is too bad that he doesn't live closer, because the thangs that man can do to make me quiver...sigh. He has a vacation planned in July to go visit family, so he is taking a road trip. Guess what?! He will be driving right through my city to reach his destination. We have decided that he will stop and hang with me for the weekend on his way up and again the next weekend on his way back home. So it looks as if Ex-coworker will be my date for whatever July 4 celebratory Jack Daniels drinking in which I will partake.
Oh yeah, he sent me a text this AM telling me would make a mixed CD for me...how 8th grade is that?? So adorable, really.
The Return of Don (Juan) and Jen Lancaster
I received this text message from Don (Juan) this evening:
Of course, I didn't respond, because I was too damn busy listening to Jen Fucking Lancaster speak at my local Barnes and Noble! Jealous, much?? I know you are. Omigod! She is my idol! And to top it all off, she is extremely nice...snarky and sassy!
So back on topic...I'm a little concerned about Don (Juan)'s health status. I did eventually reply via text but have yet to hear back from him.
* Is it just me or is text-speak totally annoying? I mean, why not just spell out the word "you"...it's only missing one freaking letter!
I was not ignoring yu i had reaction to meds went back to hosp*
Of course, I didn't respond, because I was too damn busy listening to Jen Fucking Lancaster speak at my local Barnes and Noble! Jealous, much?? I know you are. Omigod! She is my idol! And to top it all off, she is extremely nice...snarky and sassy!
So back on topic...I'm a little concerned about Don (Juan)'s health status. I did eventually reply via text but have yet to hear back from him.
* Is it just me or is text-speak totally annoying? I mean, why not just spell out the word "you"...it's only missing one freaking letter!
Thursday, May 14, 2009
I'm back, bitches!!!
I just can't seem to find the time to write these days! Work is kicking my figurative ass. My car was vandalized. People, don't ever become a high school teacher! I know, I know, we do it for the children. But one of those sweet little baybays bashed in my windshield, so for a while there I was not so sane after all...although I am still single! Hehe. I still talk to and occasionally see RM. With our schedules, it gets rough though. We've made tentative plans for Memorial weekend. PoPo and the others have kind of fallen by the wayside again, although the guy whom I mentioned a few posts back (the guy from 10 years ago who lives 3 hours away) still gives me a ring once in a while. We shall call him "Flakey". Y'all confused yet??
As for this guy that I met up with, it lasted for all of three dates. He just couldn't understand why I didn't want him to come over and climb into bed with me at midnight for our third date. Yeah, that's right...no dinner, no movie, no drinks....just straight to bed! He hasn't called again, after I politely told him I wasn't ready for slumber parties yet.
I met up for drinks with a guy I met on a dating site Monday night. Don (as in Juan) and I got along well. It was short but sweet. He was just in town for a couple days but plans to move here in the summer. The next day after the date, he sent me a text saying he thought he had the swine flu (WTF is that about anyway?). It turns out he ate some seafood in an egg roll, and apparently, he is allergic! No hear from Don (Juan) allergy guy in a couple days.
And as for the sexy songs I haven't posted in the last few weeks, will you please accept this as my apology?
Ciara Feat. Justin Timberlake - Love Sex Magic (New)
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Love and Sex and Magic by Ciara featuring Justin Timberlake
Your touch is so magic to me
The strangest things can happen
The way that you react to me
I wanna do something you can’t imagine
Imagine if there was a million me’s talking sexy to you like that
You think you can handle, boy
If I give you my squeeze and I need you to push it right back
Baby, show me, show me
What’s your favorite trick that you wanna use on me
And I’ll volunteer
And I’ll be flowing and going
Till clothing disappears, ain’t nothing but shoes on me
Oh, baby
(Chorus)
All night, show it, just you and the crowd
Doing tricks you never seen
And I bet that I can make you believe
In love and sex and magic
So let me drive my body around you
I bet you know what I mean
Cause you know that I can make you believe
In love and sex and magic
(Verse 2)
Everything ain’t what it seems
I wave my hands and I got you
And you feel so fly assisting me
But now it’s my turn to watch you
I ain’t gonna stop you if you wanna crowd my neck
Talk sexy to me like that
Just do what I taught you, girl
When I give you my heat and I need you to push it right back
(Chorus)
(Bridge)
Oh, this is the part where we fall in love
Oh, let’s slow it down so we fall in love
But don’t stop what you’re doing to me
(Chorus [2x])
As for this guy that I met up with, it lasted for all of three dates. He just couldn't understand why I didn't want him to come over and climb into bed with me at midnight for our third date. Yeah, that's right...no dinner, no movie, no drinks....just straight to bed! He hasn't called again, after I politely told him I wasn't ready for slumber parties yet.
I met up for drinks with a guy I met on a dating site Monday night. Don (as in Juan) and I got along well. It was short but sweet. He was just in town for a couple days but plans to move here in the summer. The next day after the date, he sent me a text saying he thought he had the swine flu (WTF is that about anyway?). It turns out he ate some seafood in an egg roll, and apparently, he is allergic! No hear from Don (Juan) allergy guy in a couple days.
And as for the sexy songs I haven't posted in the last few weeks, will you please accept this as my apology?
Ciara Feat. Justin Timberlake - Love Sex Magic (New)
Uploaded by Lemongol - Watch more music videos, in HD!
Love and Sex and Magic by Ciara featuring Justin Timberlake
Your touch is so magic to me
The strangest things can happen
The way that you react to me
I wanna do something you can’t imagine
Imagine if there was a million me’s talking sexy to you like that
You think you can handle, boy
If I give you my squeeze and I need you to push it right back
Baby, show me, show me
What’s your favorite trick that you wanna use on me
And I’ll volunteer
And I’ll be flowing and going
Till clothing disappears, ain’t nothing but shoes on me
Oh, baby
(Chorus)
All night, show it, just you and the crowd
Doing tricks you never seen
And I bet that I can make you believe
In love and sex and magic
So let me drive my body around you
I bet you know what I mean
Cause you know that I can make you believe
In love and sex and magic
(Verse 2)
Everything ain’t what it seems
I wave my hands and I got you
And you feel so fly assisting me
But now it’s my turn to watch you
I ain’t gonna stop you if you wanna crowd my neck
Talk sexy to me like that
Just do what I taught you, girl
When I give you my heat and I need you to push it right back
(Chorus)
(Bridge)
Oh, this is the part where we fall in love
Oh, let’s slow it down so we fall in love
But don’t stop what you’re doing to me
(Chorus [2x])
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