Monday, July 20, 2009

If it wasn't for bad luck....

I'd have no luck at all. I have decided that RM is a controlling, narcissistic, arrogant bastard. I know you're thinking, "What the hell took you so long to figure that out?" I guess I just had to learn the good old-fashioned way....that would be the HARD way! Again, we had a text convo a few days ago, during which he wanted to share his views on where he stood on relationships (not that it really mattered to me). He was explaining that he never asked about other guys because of his "confidence". When I asked what he meant, I received this response.

RM: If I was ready 4 a relationship, u would be w/me. Period. That being said, he got u. I will continue my quest 4 another homie, lover, friend as u call it lol

That surpasses confidence into the area of arrogance! Really?? I wanted to say "You aren't that damn hot motherfucker!" But I bit my tongue (uh, texting finger??) and just gave him a "Is that right?" instead. He went on to tell me that he just wasn't ready to jump right into a relationship, to which I responded, "I never asked you to." This next text was so fucking cheesy, I had to end all communication!

RM: Well drop the zero. Get w/a hero & meet me ur place tomorrow. Do some makin' up & movin' forward! How bout all day & night lovin'. Not fuckin' as u call it.

All I could do is laugh at that one! As for me calling it fucking, yeah I do! I call it what it is. If it's just fucking, that's exactly what I call it!

As for MatchMan, last Sunday night was the night for consummation. Yep, we did the dirty and it was goooood. Too bad he went to jail Tuesday afternoon! Yeah, you read that right, no need to back up. MatchMan is in jail for the next 30 days. I would rather not get into why, because that is his personal business. He isn't some hardened murderer or anything. He did make some mistakes that anyone could have fallen victim to. That is all I'm going to say about it. So yeah, we officially had the talk and became exclusive on Sunday night, and by Tuesday night, he was locked up. What tangled webs, huh?

9 comments:

Aritza, Goddess of .. said...

Oh wow, that makes things complex.. I'm really sorry :( You must miss him. Count down the days and he'll be out before you know it.

CurvyGurl ♥ said...

Feast or famine, girl...lol.

StudentOfLife said...

At least you know matchman is a good dude. My God I'm glad RM is OUT of the picture. That guy is good blog fodder, tho. LMPAO! Love ya, girl! Here's hoping those 30 day fly by!

Roxy said...

glad you came to your senses on RM.

Congrats on finding a fabulous guy... despite being jailed.

f1trey said...

just amazed.......people blow me away......hell call in a few dasy for a booty call....so stupid.

lisaq said...

Goodness! Never dull, is it? Good riddance to RM. I'd have had to reach through the phone & b*tch slap that one!

Therapeutic Ramblings said...

Does prison sex count as cheating?

Dimplz said...

Sounds like Matchman has the bad luck, not you. At least you're not in jail.

jo said...

i can't believe RM texted that... please tell me that he doesn't really talk that way face to face...

i'm glad that you're happy with MatchMan. sure the whole jailed thing does sound like some tangled webs but as long as you're okay with it and that he's a good person.