Friday, January 23, 2009

Slackin' on Da Sexy...

Yeah, so I've been slacking on the sexy songs of the week! I'm gonna give you a few now...



Hey Pretty (Drive-by Remix) by Poe






Sex (I'm a...) by Berlin (Yeah...the 80's were sexy!)

Feel the fire, feel my love inside you so bright
There's the sound and the smell of love on my mind
I'm a toy, come and play with me, see it work now
Wrap your legs around me, ride me tonight

I'm a man - I'm a goddess
I'm a man - Well I'm a virgin
I'm a man - I'm a blue movie
I'm a man - I'm a bitch
I'm a man - I'm a geisha
I'm a man - I'm a little girl
And we make love together

Slip and slide, when you wait you like to feel the blood flow
Not too fast, don't be slow, my love's in your hands

I'm a man - I'm a boy
I'm a man - I'm your mother
I'm a man - I'm your one night stand
I'm a man - I'm a bi
I'm a man - I'm your slave
I'm a man - I'm a little girl
And we make love together

Skin to skin, oooh oooh! Honey hold tight
Come inside, it's a passion play just for you
Let's get lost in the magic place all alone now
Drink your fill from my fountain of love, wet your lips

I'm a man - I'm a teaser
I'm a man - I'm a virgin
I'm a man - I'm a one night stand
I'm a man - I'm a drug
I'm a man - Well I'm your slave
I'm a man - I'm a dream divine
And we make love together

I'm a man - I'm a goddess
I'm a man - I'm a hooker
I'm a man - I'm a blue movie
I'm a man - I'm a slut
I'm a man - Well I'm YOUR babe
I'm a man - I'm a dream divine
And we make love together
And we'll make love together








Gett Off by Prince!! :)

How can I put this in a way so as not 2 offend or unnerve?
But there's a rumor goin' all around that U ain't been gettin' served
They say that U ain't "U know what" in, baby, who knows how long
It's hard 4 me 2 say what's right when all I wanna do is wrong

CHORUS:
Gett off – 23 positions in a one night stand
Gett off – I'll only call U after if U say I can
Gett off – Let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Gett off – If U want 2, baby, here I am (Here I am)

I clocked the jizz from a friend of yours named Vanessa Bet (Bet)
She said U told her a fantasy that got her all wet (Wet)
Something about a little box with a mirror and a tongue inside (Yeah)
What she told me then got me so hot, I knew that we could slide (Ooh)

CHORUS

Gett off {repeat in BG}

1 2 3
Naw, little cutie, I ain't drinkin'
But scope this, I was just thinkin'
U + me, what a ride
If U was thinkin' the same, we could continue outside
Lay your pretty body against a parkin' meter
Strip your dress down like I was strippin' a Peter Paul's Almond Joy
Lemme show U, baby, I'm a talented boy

Everybody grab a body
Pump it like U want somebody
Gett off

So here we, so here we…
So here we are, here we are in my paisley crib
What cha want 2 eat? (Ribs!)
Naw toy, I don't serve ribs
U better be happy that dress is still on
I heard the rip when U sat down
Honey, them hips is gone
But that's alright, I clock 'em that way
Remind me of somethin' James used 2 say
"I like 'em fat, I like 'em proud
U got 2 have a mother 4 me"
Now move your big ass 'round this way
So I can work on that zipper, baby
2night U're a star and I'm the Big Dipper
Na, na, na, na {x2}

(Kick it)
(Gett off) {repeat in BG}

How can I put this in a way so as not 2 offend or unnerve?
But there's a rumor goin' all around that U ain't been gettin' served
They say that U ain't "U know what" in, baby, who knows how long
It's hard 4 me 2 say what's right when all I wanna do is wrong

Gett off – 23 positions in a one night stand
Gett off – I'll only call U after if U say I can
Gett off – Let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Gett off – If U want 2, baby, here I am
Come on

Monday, January 19, 2009

Tomorrow



Tomorrow is history in the making!! I'm so excited!! Unfortunately though, I have to work and can find no way of getting out of it without my pay getting docked!

Today, we remember the man who made it possible for the man our country will inaugurate tomorrow! Both of them are what every hero should be.

Dry Spell

Like I said in my last blog, I've been in the moving process. That has kept me rather busy, and I have yet to finish packing! It doesn't help that I got the DVR when I moved. Now I come home from work every night to watch several episodes of What Not to Wear! I love, love, love that show!

So between the move and the the DVR love affair, I've had little dating time! I did manage to hang out with Hot Stuff last weekend. YUMMY!! I was a bad, bad girl, and I liked it! I hope to be bad with him again very soon. Now remember, Hot Stuff is not boyfriend material, but he does make quite a lovely toy!

KH didn't bother to call me after New Year's. He had volunteered to help me move that weekend, but I didn't hear from him until the day after the move. Well, actually I texted him and said, "Well, I'm all moved in! Guess you were too busy to help." Yeah, I know...I shouldn't have bothered with him or the sarcasm. He replied, "I didn't call because I thought you would be mad." I asked why he thought that. He said, "I didn't feel like moving." *Sigh* Who needs a man like that?? Hell, a couple of my friends' husbands helped me without any payment. I mean this guy can't even be my friend apparently.

I think I'll just keep my standing date with my DVR.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

I'll be back...

I know I haven't posted in quite a while! I've been working, unpacking in my new place, and spending much needed down time with my DVR. I'll catch you all up this weekend!