He is extremely attractive. He dresses nicely. He has a promising career. He has a good credit score. He owns his own home and automobile. He has a good sense of humor. He cooks. He cleans. He changes the oil in the car. He treats his mother like royalty. He is capable of all that any Knight in Shining Armor should be! He is the kind of man you would take home to meet the family! Best of all, he is....SINGLE!! He has absolutely EVERYTHING a woman could want in a man! :) You've found the one. You are floating on a cloud...walking on air...smiling from ear to ear...and any other metaphor for stupidly, ridiculously, giddily happy you can find!
But....WAIT!!! There's something wrong here! Hang around long enough, and you will fall into a well-hidden rabbit hole of bipolar disorders, paranoia, phobias, insecurities, stalking tendencies, scary sexual fetishes, and just all-out CRAZY!! The two dimensional world of paper doesn't always translate well into our three dimensional world of a little place I like to call Reality!