You see that picture up there? It's very similar to my dating life right now. I've been a woman who has been all work and no play. You know what that means, right? Hell yeah, it's time to get a party started up in this bitch!

RM asked me for a key to my apartment (um, via text), and I LOL'ed (via text). He canceled our Memorial Day plans because his cousin "came in town" and stopped calling. I don't see RM enough to give him a key. I mean, we haven't even had a "What are we doing?" talk!!! Ex-Coworker continues to send naughty texts, only now he wants naughty pics in return, and Don (Juan) is still MIA. I'm so very over the games.

The school year ended yesterday, and I have to work two more days before my summer break officially starts! I need to find a way to shake things up a bit, and I have a couple ideas. Stay tuned...


Sexy song for intermission:

Cassie - Me and You
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Will Smith - Switch
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Is it just me, or does Will Smith not look just so scrumpdelicious in that video? Oh my...

I NEED A MAN!

And now, for something completely different!

Well, not really...

Ex-coworker has decided to resurface. He never actually went anywhere, but sometimes our communication is more sporadic than others. He has been texting me again...almost to the point of "sexting". It really is too bad that he doesn't live closer, because the thangs that man can do to make me quiver...sigh. He has a vacation planned in July to go visit family, so he is taking a road trip. Guess what?! He will be driving right through my city to reach his destination. We have decided that he will stop and hang with me for the weekend on his way up and again the next weekend on his way back home. So it looks as if Ex-coworker will be my date for whatever July 4 celebratory Jack Daniels drinking in which I will partake.

Oh yeah, he sent me a text this AM telling me would make a mixed CD for me...how 8th grade is that?? So adorable, really.

The Return of Don (Juan) and Jen Lancaster

I received this text message from Don (Juan) this evening:

I was not ignoring yu i had reaction to meds went back to hosp

*

Of course, I didn't respond, because I was too damn busy listening to Jen Fucking Lancaster speak at my local Barnes and Noble! Jealous, much?? I know you are. Omigod! She is my idol! And to top it all off, she is extremely nice...snarky and sassy!

So back on topic...I'm a little concerned about Don (Juan)'s health status. I did eventually reply via text but have yet to hear back from him.

* Is it just me or is text-speak totally annoying? I mean, why not just spell out the word "you"...it's only missing one freaking letter!

I'm back, bitches!!!

I just can't seem to find the time to write these days! Work is kicking my figurative ass. My car was vandalized. People, don't ever become a high school teacher! I know, I know, we do it for the children. But one of those sweet little baybays bashed in my windshield, so for a while there I was not so sane after all...although I am still single! Hehe. I still talk to and occasionally see RM. With our schedules, it gets rough though. We've made tentative plans for Memorial weekend. PoPo and the others have kind of fallen by the wayside again, although the guy whom I mentioned a few posts back (the guy from 10 years ago who lives 3 hours away) still gives me a ring once in a while. We shall call him "Flakey". Y'all confused yet??

As for this guy that I met up with, it lasted for all of three dates. He just couldn't understand why I didn't want him to come over and climb into bed with me at midnight for our third date. Yeah, that's right...no dinner, no movie, no drinks....just straight to bed! He hasn't called again, after I politely told him I wasn't ready for slumber parties yet.

I met up for drinks with a guy I met on a dating site Monday night. Don (as in Juan) and I got along well. It was short but sweet. He was just in town for a couple days but plans to move here in the summer. The next day after the date, he sent me a text saying he thought he had the swine flu (WTF is that about anyway?). It turns out he ate some seafood in an egg roll, and apparently, he is allergic! No hear from Don (Juan) allergy guy in a couple days.

And as for the sexy songs I haven't posted in the last few weeks, will you please accept this as my apology?

Ciara Feat. Justin Timberlake - Love Sex Magic (New)
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Love and Sex and Magic by Ciara featuring Justin Timberlake

Your touch is so magic to me
The strangest things can happen
The way that you react to me
I wanna do something you can’t imagine
Imagine if there was a million me’s talking sexy to you like that
You think you can handle, boy
If I give you my squeeze and I need you to push it right back

Baby, show me, show me
What’s your favorite trick that you wanna use on me
And I’ll volunteer
And I’ll be flowing and going
Till clothing disappears, ain’t nothing but shoes on me
Oh, baby

(Chorus)

All night, show it, just you and the crowd
Doing tricks you never seen
And I bet that I can make you believe
In love and sex and magic
So let me drive my body around you
I bet you know what I mean
Cause you know that I can make you believe
In love and sex and magic

(Verse 2)

Everything ain’t what it seems
I wave my hands and I got you
And you feel so fly assisting me
But now it’s my turn to watch you
I ain’t gonna stop you if you wanna crowd my neck
Talk sexy to me like that
Just do what I taught you, girl
When I give you my heat and I need you to push it right back

(Chorus)

(Bridge)

Oh, this is the part where we fall in love
Oh, let’s slow it down so we fall in love
But don’t stop what you’re doing to me

(Chorus [2x])

Sexy Song of the Week! It's baaack!

The Pussycat Dolls - Buttons
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I'm not a big fan of theirs, but this song is EXTREMELY hot!!

Buttons by The Pussycat Dolls

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

Typical
Hardly the type I fall for
I like when the physical
Don't leave me asking for more
I'm a sexy mama (mama)
Who knows just how to get what I wanna (wanna)
What I want to do is spring this on you (on you)
Back up all of the things that I told you (told you)

You've been saying all the right things all night long
But I can't seem to get you over here to help take this off
Baby, can't you see? (see)
How these clothes are fitting on me (me)
And the heat coming from this beat (beat)
I'm about to blow
I don't think you know

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

You say you're a big boy
But I can't agree
'Cause the love you said you had
Ain't been put on me
I wonder (wonder)
If I'm just too much for you
Wonder (wonder)
If my kiss don't make you just
Wonder (wonder)
What I got next for you
What you want to do? (do)

Take a chance to recognize that this could be yours
I can see, just like most guys that your game don't please
Baby, can't you see? (see)
How these clothes are fitting on me (me)
And the heat coming from this beat (beat)
I'm about to blow
I don't think you know

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

Come on baby, loosen up my buttons babe
Loosen up my buttons babe
Baby, won't you loosen up my buttons babe?
Loosen up my buttons babe

Come on baby, loosen up my buttons babe
Loosen up my buttons babe
Baby, won't you loosen up my buttons babe?
Loosen up my buttons babe

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
(Ah-ah-ah)
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

Clubbin'

I don't like it. I'm too old for it. Drunk people continuously bump into me, and I feel invisible. For some reason, I agreed to go to one last night. It was exactly as I remembered it. I headed for the door after an hour of standing in 3 inch heels, getting knocked from side to side by drunk people. I would go more often if there was more seating!

RM and I are still hanging out occasionally, but with our schedules there is no time for too much quality time. Otherwise, there has been no dating to speak of.

I've decided to live my life for me, and if he comes along, he comes along. Oh, I do have a tentative meeting planned for Tuesday night with a guy from an online dating site. We'll see how that goes!

Did I tell you guys that young coworker got engaged. I don't understand it, but hey, maybe he's happier than he appears to be with her.

Blasts from the Past

I apologize for my long absence again! I have done absolutely no dating until recently. And the recent dates have been recycled ones.

First, there was RM, whom I first met 12 years ago. Yeah, you read correctly....12 years ago. He has a habit of disappearing and reappearing every couple years. We met up for lunch a couple weeks ago. Lunch turned into margaritas. Margaritas turned into a movie. And a movie turned into making out on my couch! All in all, it was a nice day. For some reason though, since then we haven't been able to connect due to schedule conflicts (read "he has kids"). So yeah, that's where that stands. It's the same old tune it's been since I first met him.

Next, there is PoPo, the sexy cop. I've known him for about 5 years. He does the disappearing act like RM. PoPo and I went out with some friends of mine last Saturday. Large amounts of alcohol were consumed, and needless to say I remember very little about the last couple hours of the night. I do know he spent the night, and there was no damn nookie!! I curse Aunt Flow!!! So, yeah...I'm still sexless.

Thirdly, another man I met about 10 years ago has called me again. He says he would like to see me again and try to reconnect. We have been chatting occasionally for the last month or so, but we have yet to see one another again. He currently lives about 3 hours away. So again...we shall see...

And lastly, that damn FWB has resurfaced! No, I haven't seen him, but he continues to call. I continue to ignore.

More updates coming soon! I'm trying to get back in the writing mood.